CLOTHESHYPE: Ionized Energy Fabric

From The Daily Mail:

Australia do not usually need any outside help to win a world title —but they have turned to electromagnetic technology to give them an extra edge.

They will use a revolutionary new kit, made of Ionised Energy Fabric by the company Canterbury, which claims that the clothing increases oxygen supply to the muscles, accelerating recovery and improving their output.

Canterbury Of New Zealand

CLOTHESHYPE: Arc'teryx

Once the nuke hits, or the aliens invade, or the giant monster from 1-18-08 attacks, you're going to need tough and comfortable clothing to survive the following months or years. Arc'teryx makes the best heavy-weather gear I've ever worn. Click on the pictures above to check out Altrec's product pages on the women's and men's Theta AR Jacket. In the movie "Vertical Limit", a (highly-recommended) K2-climbing fantasy from 2000, all of the climbers were outfitted in North Face and Patagonia gear, except for Bill Paxton's evil, ruthless billionaire -- he wore Arc'teryx...



Arc'teryx.com
Altrec's Arc'teryx sale page

FASHIONHYPE: The Derriere Cam

Jeans. Pants. They are very hard to shop for especially when you are all by yourself. No one can give you the perspective of how your behind looks. Let's face it, everybody wants to look good when they leave the room ... Enter the Butt Cam from HUB Clothing in Scottsdale, Arizona.

According to Hub Clothing Partner Tom Simon it makes shopping for pants less painless. It seems to have clicked with consumers; sales of jeans for the store have gone up since the installation of the camera. For the shy ones, do not worry. They are not recording it yet. But for the bold ones, "We're even thinking of doing a best of and putting it on DVD for the year, 'Best Butts of '08' or whatever, yeah," Simon says.

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SHOESHYPE: Nike Jumpman Jeter Vital

These shoes rock -- they contain an internal "sleeve" that holds your heel in place, and I dig the simple but bold design. But nothing I say can tell you more than these comments from MyAirShoes.com commentators:

1. lil clint Says:
   

   dumb wat numba 1 said dem junks is hard im go get some and roc dem junks all da time so u already kno u already slo.check ya boi.

2. Senor Paricutin Says:
   

   i know that and im freakin 13

3. Senor Paricutin Says:
   

   i definetly gettin some
   

Like I said -- check 'em out. Plus they come in six different color schemes. I already bought twelve pair.

Jumpman Jeter Vital at MyAirShoes.com
(I would've linked to the Nike.com product page, but that site is straight wack, yo, all Flash and shit)

Oh yeah, and on the sole there's a picture of Jeter and the words "Respect is earned when no one is looking."

CLOTHESHYPE: AllBlacks Jersey

The dog days of summer are here -- soon the leaves will fall and the kids will get locked up in school, and the sky will go grey and drizzly... so when you're huddled in the chilly den, listening to My Chemical Romance, be comfortable with a classic:




















All Blacks Style LS Rugby Jersey

Or if you can't bring yourself to support those damn Kiwis (they are after all like the Yankees of rugby):

World Rugby Shop